Woke up, half asleep, opened the door to the bathroom and my heart dropped down to my balls. Well played, roommate - Imgur
it's funny b/c it's true.
"A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector."